“I need someone who leads with a firmer hand,” she said.

Part of “The 52 Best Breakup Lines”

The Wyoming swamp priestess foresaw I was due for something ugly, the mechanical genie kept grinding asleep mid-prediction, and the glass-eyed binch kept binching about my sass and wouldn’t fess to a thing.

“Bogie Draw Gunnie”

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